...and run far away

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

About Bri

Hi. I’m Bri / rearranged, 38, queer mama bear to three, multiple sclerosis. She/they. Resources for LGBTQ+ youth:
It Gets Better

I try to love life. Fandom, WoW (RP blog that doesn’t get enough love), sillies, my posts, random stuff I like–it’s all here. Sometimes I write fanfic. My adult life is a mishmash amalgamation of all my hobbies and interests, so welcome to fandom!Bri and some real life!Bri, too. Sometimes I ramble in my tags. My icon is Leo from That 70’s Show. I strongly support the decriminalization and legalization of marijuana. Music is a huge part of my life, even though you don’t see that much here. NIN & DMB are my all time favorites, but I listen to e v e r y t h i n g.

18+. Multi- & pro-shipper. Kink- & sex-positive. Currently you’ll see a lot of Supernatural (mostly Destiel), Marvel (Spideypool with a side of every possible Marvel pairing), Our Flag Means Death, Rick and Morty, South Park, and occasionally Transformers. Severus Snape is a comfort character (fuck JKR tho, if your feminism isn’t intersectional I don’t want it). I try to tag everything so you can filter what you don’t like. I’m a fan of blocking & moving on, fandom is an escape from the real world. I’ve been in fandom since I was 11 (if you count the fanfic I wrote in middle school before I knew what fanfic was, 13-14 for online fandom), I’ve seen a lot of weird shit, I like a lot of weird shit, and I’m not going to argue about it. No hard feelings if you unfollow, even if I still follow you. Sometimes I miss the good old LJ days like crazy.

If I have liked or reblogged something and you have DNIs, sorry–I don’t click on individual blogs as I browse, only the posts. Feel free to block me. Hate will be ignored because I’m an adult who enjoys fandom as an escape. Fandom is not activism and purity culture is toxic. The founders of AO3 are proship. Research queer history, fandom history, and the definition of KINKTOMATO. ✌️

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I will probably update this randomly. Current as of 2 July 2023.

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iocane
sharkodactyl

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

sharkodactyl

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

sharkodactyl

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

sharkodactyl

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

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sharkodactyl

so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

dnd wholesome i love this i need to know what happened next and all that queued have been
karkalicious769
shutyourmoustache

So you don’t have to watch the video every time you need one of these hacks immediately:

1. If you feel nauseated, smell rubbing alcohol.

2. If you feel like throwing up, start humming.

3. If you have a runny nose, put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and press your thumb to your forehead for about 20 seconds.

4. If you have a headache, pinch the webbing between your fingers and rub it back and forth for about 1 minute.

5. If you’re lightheaded from standing up too quickly, clench your butt cheeks.

6. If your arm’s dead/has the pins and needles feeling, rock your head back and forth.

7. If you need to pee badly, think of sex to trick your brain and relieve the pressure.

8. If you have a migraine, stick your hands in ice water.

9. If you wanna calm your racing heart, blow on your thumb.

natandacat

If you're lightheaded while standing up, opening and closing your fists is also something to do. Also try stretching before getting up!


(These are vasovagal syncope tricks, to get the blood pumping where it should be)

health tips for future reference and all that queued have been
cerulean-cave
tvlandofficiall

i am a firm believer in the sicko4sicko relationship. characters who are obsessed with one another not in spite of, but because of, whatever bizzare or offputting or unusual things they've got going on. guys who look at each other and go "you're the only motherfucker in this city that can handle me" and they're probably right too. rivalries romances obsessions built on mutual hate undefined Close Companions. any sort of Thing. sicko4sicko.

neil-gaiman
euphorial-docx

during the wga/sag-aftra strike, we may see:

  • film in other countries continuing as usual, but those actors/writers are NOT crossing picket lines! other countries unions often have rules where they can’t strike in solidarity with american unions.
  • new indie movies separate from hollywood studios. indie movies can continue as usual too, and may even use union actors if they follow certain guidelines and/or get permission from the union.
  • awards shows, although they might look different and may be postponed. if there are award shows during the strike, there’s a chance they will just be live conferences announcing winners with no celebrations attached.
  • celebrities will not be promoting their work during this time— that WOULD be crossing the picket line! yes, this includes social media. they can still post on social media, as long as it doesn’t pertain to their work.
  • a lot more reality tv. this happened the last time there was a writers strike, and it will certainly happen again.
  • actors will also not be able to campaign for awards. this awards season is going to be a strange one.
  • propaganda from hollywood. they are already trying to flip the narrative by claiming they can break the unions, but they can’t. the strikers have the power. stand with them for however long this takes!
wga strike sag strike solidarity and all that queued have been
mightymightygnomepriest
txttletale

i don't even give a shit if they pack the site with algorithmic garbage to appeal to new users i dont look at the 'for you' page anyway and xkit blocks out all that other dumb shit but the phrase 'the outdated decision to focus on the following page' is like if one million canaries marched on stage with red flags and died in perfect synchronization with each other

tumblr this and all that queued have been